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Michael in the Bathroom – Lyrics

Michael in the Bathroom – Lyrics
Featuring – George Salazar – Be More Chill

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear

And nobody’d even notice at all
I’m a creeper in a bathroom ’cause my buddy kinda left me alone

But I’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
Or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine
When I was half of a pair

And through no fault of mine
There’s no other half there

Now I’m just
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party

Forget how long its been
I’m just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party
No, you can’t come in

I’m waiting it out ’til it’s time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve

I’m just
Michael who you don’t know

Michael flying solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself
I am hiding,

But he’s out there
Just ignoring all our history

Memories get erased
And I’ll get replaced

With a newer cooler version of me
And I hear a drunk girl

Singing along to Whitney through the door
“I wanna dance with somebody!”

And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think

Now there’s no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
Now it’s just

Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party

I half regret the beers
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears
I’ll wait as long as I need

‘Til my face is dry
Or I’ll just blame it on weed
Or something in my eye

I’m just Michael
Who you don’t know
Michael flyin’ solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself
Knock, knock, knock, knock

They’re gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock

Ah hell yeah I’ll be out soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock

It sucks he left me here alone
Knock, knock, knock, knock

Here in this teenage battlezone
Clang, clang, clang, clang

I feel the pressure blowing up
Bang, bang, bang, bang

My big mistake was showing up
Splash, splash, splash, splash

I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place

I go to open up the door
But I can’t hear knocking
Anymore

And I can’t help but yearn
For a different time

And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clear
And there’s no denying

I’m just
… at a party

Is there a sadder sight
Mmmmmmmmm

Michael in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home instead
Watching cable porn

Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born

I’m just Michael
Who’s a loner

So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT Cruiser

God, he’s such a loser
Michael flying solo

Who you think that you know
Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself
All by himself

When all you know about me
Is my name

Awesome party
I’m so glad I came

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